When I saw this movie, I couldn't have any subtitles with it. So I'll go with what I know.
This movie is about a girl who has a cyst inside her which are the remains of the grudge of an unborn baby. Fair enough plot as far I know. This time, people fight back with sorcery and magic. However, it backfires...
As far as the movie was. Some shots were cool. Better than OLW. They even fricken proceed to an exorcism with is beyond cool. What happens afterwards is even better than the exorcism. However, the ending dosen't really seem right or fitting. Once again, Toshio makes an appearing only in the movie and doesn't do anything.
I'll proceed to a deeper review when i'll see it again with the subtitles.
And now the pièce de résistance...
Attack girl swim team VS the undead
Take a blender. Add in busty japanese girls in swimsuits, shower scenes, japanese schoolgirl lesbian sex scenes, a deadly zombie virus, a mad scientist, a trained assassin with big boobs, cheap gore scenes, odd decapitation scenes and even odder behaving zombies, rulers as sharp as blades and odd fighting objects laying around and you get this movie.
It probably is a b-movie that maybe was intended to be serious. But I really can't do such a thing. This movie is first and foremost, fan service. I mean, having sex in the school's kitchen while a zombie attack is going inside the premises is the first thing you would do, right? Also, before that, why would you feed something like soup or porridge to someone by shoving some in your mouth and liplocking the girl? Also, how could someone compulsively masturbate when some flute is played? And how the flying fuck would you be able to fire a laser gun from INSIDE YOUR VAGINA? I kid you not! This is in the actual movie. Also include weird battle object like flaming torches laying unsupervised around on school property, chains laying around, 2X4's and possibly chainsaws (don't remember), rulers as sharp as butcher cleavers that can cut heads. Juggling zombies and cock teasing zombies that dosen't say ''Braiiiiiiiins...'' but rather ''I want your.'' and then proceeds to cut toes with a pair of scissors. No outside officials or even police officers that are informed of the situation no matter the horror screams heard in the movie. Explosions occurring not destroying any part of the building and the starting fire after the explosion that dies out immediately after the scene change and the ridiculous cure for the zombie virus are all part of this movie that it is so bad, it is good.
WATCH IT NOW!
TRIVIA : Aki, the trained assassin is played by Sasa Handa, a japanese AV model. (AV stands for Adult Video)
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